Leslie Nielsen

Karakter: Doctor Nielsen

Karakter: Kay

Karakter: Uncle Albert Adams

Karakter: Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Karakter: President Baxter Harris

Karakter: Caldo Vasco

Karakter: President Baxter Harris

Karakter: Harry Haber

Karakter: Mr. Quincy Magoo

Karakter: Lt. Frank Drebin

Karakter: Santa

Karakter: Lt. Frank Drebin

Karakter: Frank Drebin

Karakter: Mr. Dunbar

Karakter: Richard Vickers (segment "Something To Tide You Over")

Karakter: Dr. Rumack

Karakter: Mr. Hammond

Karakter: Lt. Price Adams

Karakter: Stephen Bedford / Johnny Bledsoe

Karakter: Charlie Telfer